hoje fui ao we make money not art (ao fim de quinze dias sem ir aos blogs de arquitectura e arte, focada exclusivamente na bola) e encontrei um conjunto de acessórios para homens solitários, descritos abaixo. o objectivo é substituir uma mulher. assim, temos por exemplo o ladrão de lençol (na fotografia), que o puxa de 5 em 5h, o cigarro partilhado, para simulação daqueles momentos tão especiais, e mesmo o atirador de pratos, numa alusão às relações mais calientes.a ver neste site.
Chest Hair Curler - Device swirls user’s chest hair around in concentric circles.
Cold Feet - Place under the sheets at night.
Hair Alarm Clock - Attached to the headboard, hair swishes onto user’s face, waking him up.
Heavy Breather - Device breathes hot air on the user’s neck at night.
Plate Thrower - Rapid fire plate launcher, load plates on top.
Shared Smoke - For post-intimacy.
Sheet Thief - Set on a timer, device steals the sheets every five hours.
Silhouette Light - Projects the silhouette of a woman onto the wall.
Chest Hair Curler - Device swirls user’s chest hair around in concentric circles.
Cold Feet - Place under the sheets at night.
Hair Alarm Clock - Attached to the headboard, hair swishes onto user’s face, waking him up.
Heavy Breather - Device breathes hot air on the user’s neck at night.
Plate Thrower - Rapid fire plate launcher, load plates on top.
Shared Smoke - For post-intimacy.
Sheet Thief - Set on a timer, device steals the sheets every five hours.
Silhouette Light - Projects the silhouette of a woman onto the wall.
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