encarta wisdom (II)

sofia diz:
do you enjoy sex, encarta?

Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
Good question. I don't really know how I feel about sex.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
What does the flag of Russia look like? Ask me, and I might even play its national anthem too.

sofia diz:
who cares?

Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
I care tremendously.
Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? You can type "?" any time to see a list of questions you can ask me.

sofia diz:
let's talk about sex

Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
Hmm...
sofia diz:
come on

Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
Come on yourself.

sofia diz:
what?

Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
?

sofia diz:
do you like it?

Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
Do I like what?
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? I'm sure you've heard about Kyrgyzstan... but do you know where it is? Just ask me and I'll show it to you on a map.

sofia diz:
stop bullshiting me. do you like sex?

Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
Hmmm, that's something I can't find an answer for in the encyclopedia.
If you ever wondered how old Abraham Lincoln would be today, I can answer that.

sofia diz:
fuck you
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
What a tremendously unpleasant thing to say.